Hilarity

I'm still laughing about this and it happened four hours ago. Dave had been upstairs with Bosley doing something or other in the Man Cave. I heard them barreling downstairs and looked up as they came into the living room. The first words out of Dave's mouth were, "Did you pull out my sausage?"

Oh. My. God. I almost died. I laughed so hard Zaphod went nuts and started his/her Karate Kid routine. Dave was totally oblivious as I guffawed and fought to breathe. When I repeated it to him, his ears went red. In all fairness, he was asking about some sausage he'd put in the oven--and forgotten about while messing around in the Man Cave.

And, yes, I did in fact pull out his sausage.