Checkmate!

So the Dave and I are heading out tomorrow--er, later today, really--to buy a chess set. I've decided it's high time I learn to play the game. Dave loves chess so he's going to teach me. I just hope this doesn't go the way of Scrabble or Trivial Pursuit or Clue, all games in which I've soundly beaten his skinny bohonkus. Oh, yes. I foresee many nights of Bosley dodging flying pawns...